Now, some mysteries seem to surface these days, but no one tries to understand why or what they are, but accepts them as if they were part of life. These quickly become popular and are sometimes added to dictionaries as new words.
Have you ever wondered what these words mean and why there are so many white trucks on the road?
First, a disclaimer about the white truck. If you live in a big city, you may not realize it, but white trucks are everywhere around here. At least 10 to 1 color compared to other colors.
Well, so what? Well, in the words of the National Inquirer, “The inquisitive mind wants to know.”
And if you know all the waking white trucks and bitcoin mysteries, you can read on for the funnier part.
Well, first of all, do you think there is a relationship? Hmm…may or may not be relevant, but what if it is? First, let’s take a look at Bitcoin mining.
mining? Yes, you can earn more bitcoins by doing so. The little I know about Bitcoin is that mining it requires a lot of energy. Well, I’m a geologist, so I know a little bit about mining, and I’ve had Bitcoin mining explained to me a few times, but I always end up saying, “Huh?”
The explanation seems to be that it takes a huge amount of energy to create value and that’s the end of it. Value is created through effort, complex math, and other calculations, and what makes Bitcoin worth is the amount of effort and energy required to create more Bitcoin.
“teeth?”
But Bitcoiners, please do not contact me in any way. I’m already in bitcoin overload and my brain can’t process any more data. But whether we realize it or not, the financial section of newspapers publishes the value of Bitcoin just like stocks and commodities every day.
Bottom line: there are a lot of people who think bitcoin has value.
Another disclaimer: I don’t own bitcoin, but if someone who is a bitcoiner (is that the word?) wants to donate part of your bitcoin stash, I’d be happy to accept it. You can buy Starbucks together.
Now wake up – or have you woken up?
Well, it seems like a word that everyone uses, but no one really understands what it means. I’m one of many people who nods when someone like the Governor saves us from the wake. .
Being awake certainly seems like a condition for Democrats, but what about libertarians? Can libertarians be bearers of Wake?
Okay; probably — but is arousal a mental state or something like the coronavirus? And maybe you’re a bit of a walker or something like being pregnant and are you either a wake person or not? Will you be fine when you wake up? As veterans returning from Korean War prisoner of war camps quoted Stalin?
Perhaps we need deep meth imprisonment where a severely arousal is tied to a chair and forced to watch FOX News for about two weeks, then forced to go to the bathroom in their birth sex? Hmm…
Now, as we ponder these mysteries, let’s see if we can make sense of the proliferation of white pickup trucks, and if there’s any relevance.
If you haven’t noticed the overwhelming number of tracks suddenly turned white, you’re colorblind.
Henry Ford once said, “You can drive any color as long as it’s black.” Henry, not anymore.
I bought a truck a few years ago, and of course when I told the dealer that I wanted a red truck, they said, “We only have the white one in stock.” So maybe we’re so out of business here in Los Angeles that only white trucks are available, or maybe white is simply the color of choice for a huge number of bikers.
I once had a used car dealer tell me that a red car on the property costs hundreds of dollars more than another car of the same color. I don’t know if that’s why I only drive red cars except for white trucks, but if you see a red car driving downtown Eldorado, it’s usually either Bertis or Richard.
I drove past the parking lot on my way to work today and there were 15 white tacks and only 2 other colored tacks.
Now comes the hard part. What does white truck drivers, wakes, and bitcoin mining have to do with each other? In other words, are white truck drivers showing wake signs and owning bitcoin?
I think everyone agrees that there is a connection, but it’s quite the opposite, the connection is clear. Most white truck drivers are not wake careers and very few own Bitcoin.
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